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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th July 2022

Dilbert//12136, first published four years ago on Thursday 7th July 2022

Causing Disease


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I JUST LEARNED MY EMPLOYEES STARTED TRACKING MY LIES ON A SHARED SPREADSHEET.

WILL THIS BE THE WAKE-UP CALL THAT TEACHES YOU TO BE MORE HONEST WITH EMPLOYEES?

I TOLD THEM USING A SHARED SPREADSHEET IS HOW YOU SPREAD MONKEYPOX

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