Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th July 2022

Dilbert//12136, first published four years ago on Thursday 7th July 2022

Causing Disease

Open source transcript

I JUST LEARNED MY EMPLOYEES STARTED TRACKING MY LIES ON A SHARED SPREADSHEET.

WILL THIS BE THE WAKE-UP CALL THAT TEACHES YOU TO BE MORE HONEST WITH EMPLOYEES?

I TOLD THEM USING A SHARED SPREADSHEET IS HOW YOU SPREAD MONKEYPOX

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Monkeypox Spread"

Summary:

The comic strip features Catbert, the evil cat boss, sitting at a desk with an employee. Catbert asks if the employee will be the "wake-up call" that teaches them to be more honest with employees. The employee responds by saying they learned their employees started tracking their lies on a shared spreadsheet. Catbert then reveals that they told them using a shared spreadsheet is how you spread monkeypox.

Key Points:

• Catbert uses a shared spreadsheet to track employee lies.
• The employee is unaware of the true purpose of the spreadsheet.
• Catbert uses the spreadsheet to spread monkeypox.
• The comic strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of using technology to track employee honesty.

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