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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th July 2022

Dilbert//12137, first published four years ago on Friday 8th July 2022

Whistleblower Npv


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I CALCULATED THE NET PRESENT VALUE OF BEING A WHISTLE- BLOWER VERSUS DOING MY JOB AND MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS.

IT TURNS OUT MY BEST FINANCIAL PLAY INVOLVES BECOMING YOUR MORTAL ENEMY WITHOUT YOU KNOWING UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE.

HOW CAN I EVER TRUST YOU?

A HUGE BONUS MIGHT HELP.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Trust Issues"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on corporate life.
  • In this strip, Dilbert is shown to be calculating the net present value of being a whistleblower versus doing his job and minding his own business.
  • The strip suggests that Dilbert has discovered a way to turn his best financial play into a mortal enemy without anyone knowing until it's too late.
  • When asked how he can trust the person he's working with, Dilbert responds with a humorous comment about a huge bonus that might help.
  • Overall, the strip pokes fun at the corporate world and the challenges of working in a large organization.

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