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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th November 2022

Dilbert//12270, first published four years ago on Friday 18th November 2022

Dogbert's Loyalty


Open source transcript

AFTER I MADE MY WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO, I LOST MY JOB AND GOT KICKED OFF OF SOCIAL MEDIA. NO BANK WILL LET ME OPEN AN ACCOUNT.

I WILL SOON BE LIVING ON THE STREETS, BUT AT LEAST I WILL HAVE YOU WITH ME.

THIS MIGHT BE THE WRONG TIME TO TELL YOU OUR RELATIONSHIP IS STRICTLY TRANSACTIONAL.

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AI Analysis

Title: "The Wrong Time"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, and Dogbert, his cynical and manipulative dog. The strip is divided into three panels, each depicting a different scene.

Panel 1:

Dilbert stands on a path, looking out at the viewer with a serious expression. He is wearing a red jacket and black pants, and has a determined look on his face. A caption above him reads:

"AFTER I MADE MY WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO, I LOST MY JOB AND GOT KICKED OFF OF SOCIAL MEDIA. NO BANK WILL LET ME OPEN AN ACCOUNT."

Panel 2:

Dilbert is shown walking down the street, carrying a small white dog in his arms. The dog appears to be a ghost, with a transparent body and a sad expression. Dilbert looks down at the dog with a mixture of concern and determination. A caption above him reads:

"I WILL SOON BE LIVING ON THE STREETS, BUT AT LEAST I WILL HAVE YOU WITH ME."

Panel 3:

Dilbert stands in front of a group of rocks, looking out at the viewer with a resigned expression. The ghost dog is perched on one of the rocks, looking up at Dilbert with a pitiful expression. A caption above Dilbert reads:

"THIS MIGHT BE THE WRONG TIME TO TELL YOU OUR RELATIONSHIP IS STRICTLY TRANSACTIONAL."

Overall:

The comic strip suggests that Dilbert has made a whistleblower video that has led to him losing his job and being ostracized by society. He is now forced to live on the streets, but is determined to hold onto his relationship with the ghost dog, despite their transactional nature. The strip pokes fun at the challenges of being a whistleblower and the difficulties of maintaining relationships in difficult circumstances.

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