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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th November 2022

Dilbert//12280, first published four years ago on Monday 28th November 2022

Fake Ph D


Open source transcript

WE FINALLY GOT AROUND TO CHECKING YOUR BACKGROUND, AND IT TURNS OUT YOU DONT HAVE A PH.D. IN ENGINEERING.

IN FACT, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TECHNICAL TRAINING WHATSOEVER.

YOU HAVE BEEN BLUFFING FOR SEVEN YEARS.

SO...

AM I FIRED?

NOT FOR THREE WEEKS.

YOU'RE STILL EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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