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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th November 2022

Dilbert//12280, first published four years ago on Monday 28th November 2022

Fake Ph D


Open source transcript

WE FINALLY GOT AROUND TO CHECKING YOUR BACKGROUND, AND IT TURNS OUT YOU DONT HAVE A PH.D. IN ENGINEERING.

IN FACT, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TECHNICAL TRAINING WHATSOEVER.

YOU HAVE BEEN BLUFFING FOR SEVEN YEARS.

SO...

AM I FIRED?

NOT FOR THREE WEEKS.

YOU'RE STILL EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Bluffing Engineer"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a conversation between an employee and their manager, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

  • The employee is fired after seven years of employment despite having no technical training.
  • The manager reveals that the employee's background check turned up a Ph.D. in engineering, which they had been bluffing about for seven years.
  • The employee is shocked and asks if they are still the employee of the month, to which the manager responds with a smile.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of people exaggerating their qualifications and the consequences of getting caught.

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