Jokes

How do you make a

How do you make a hot dog stand? Take its chair away.

The Bear

Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start

What has three wheels and

What has three wheels and goes at speed along the river bed? A motorbike and side carp.

Accused

A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. "After you put poison in the coffee, you sat at the breakfast table and watched your

My new job requires me

My new job requires me to lift heavy boxes, but I’m not strong enough. I’m gonna have to turn in my too-weak notice.

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