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Hunting Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded.

To the man in the

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket… You can hide but you can’t run.

Ignoring me

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!

I felt sad when my

I felt sad when my tube of toothpaste ended up on the ground. Crest fallen.

8 Boys

Sharon had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked her about the boys and what

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