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Why don’t ghosts go out

Why don’t ghosts go out in the rain? They hate getting their sheets wet.

What do you call a

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call two

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.

Due to personal reasons, I

Due to personal reasons, I will be saying “Aye” and “Arrrggggh” instead of yes and no from now on. Please respect my piracy at this difficult time.

Why did the woman give

Why did the woman give her fiance wool socks? She didn't want him to get cold feet.

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