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I didn’t think I’d fail

I didn’t think I’d fail my origami exam. But that’s just how things unfolded.

McDonald's Soliloquy

__MacDonald's Soliloquy__ or, Parody after Macbeth Is this a burger which I see before me, The soft bun in my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I eat thee not, and yet I

Why could the mechanic not

Why could the mechanic not become an actor? He couldn’t get the parts.

How to Bathe a Cat

Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat

Why did the IRS audit

Why did the IRS audit the chiropractor? He owed a lot of back taxes.

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