Jokes

Things you don't want to hear during surgery

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor--we're going to

I smashed a sheet of

I smashed a sheet of glass and I can’t find the last part. It’s a bit of a pane.

A Tale With Three Morals

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was

Why do ducks make the

Why do ducks make the best detectives? Because they always manage to quack the case.

Two of me

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me. One at a time please.

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