Jokes

Walking the dog

Two men walking through a graveyard walking their dogs and one man turns to the other and says "Morning", and the other man replies "No, just walking the dog."

Into a bar....

Two men walked into a bar. Which is funny, as you would have thought the second man would have seen it.

A goth is walking down the road...

A goth is walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder. An old lady walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yuck! What are you doing with that

Descartes follow up

Heisenburg was sitting in a bar. After Descartes vanished, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?" To which Heisenberg replied, "I can't be certain." The bartender

Careful how you hang those paintings

An art gallery was in the process of setting up a new room, in which would be displayed works of artists such as Caravaggio, Rubens and Rembrandt. However, the room

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