Jokes

A racehorse and his entourage

A racehorse and his entourage walk into a bar. The bouncer says, “You can’t come in here with those trainers.”

Doctor, doctor

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a teepee and other days I feel like a wigwam. You're too tents.

I’ve recently switched from eating

I’ve recently switched from eating venison to eating pheasant. Absolute game changer.

Dark In Here

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came

I’m confused, how can a

I’m confused, how can a cemetery raise its funeral prices… And blame it on the cost of living!

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