Jokes

Robot

A popular bar had a new robotic barman installed. A customer came in for a drink and the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '150.' So

What do you call fake

What do you call fake noodles? An impasta.

I invented a new dance

I invented a new dance where I pretend to sign my autograph in mid-air. It’s my signature move.

Technology will never produce a

Technology will never produce a writing implement with the same grace as an old-fashioned pen. It has no e-quill.

What did the biologist wear

What did the biologist wear to impress his date? Designer genes.

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