Jokes

Why can’t you play cards

Why can’t you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

I used to wonder how

I used to wonder how Darth Vader ate with that mask on. Then I realised he’s probably force fed.

Why don’t robots ever get

Why don’t robots ever get tired? They recharge their batteries.

Why don’t skeletons play music

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs.

Why did the PowerPoint presentation

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide.

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