Jokes

Technology will never produce a

Technology will never produce a writing implement with the same grace as an old-fashioned pen. It has no e-quill.

What did the biologist wear

What did the biologist wear to impress his date? Designer genes.

Why don’t ghosts go out

Why don’t ghosts go out in the rain? They hate getting their sheets wet.

What do you call a

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call two

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.

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