Jokes

The inventor of the USB

The inventor of the USB drive has died. Thanks for all the memory.

Belfast confessional

Gerry Adams sat in a Belfast confessional. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "I've blown up three hundred miles of English railway!" "All right, my son," admonished

What do you call a

What do you call a group of judgemental lions? Pride and Prejudice.

Top 20 Engineering Terminology

1. A number of different approaches are being tried -We are still pissing in the wind 2. Extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach to the

I was examining my tomato

I was examining my tomato plants looking for caterpillar tracks. That’s when I got run over by a tank.

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