Jokes

Catelin: My Mom has the

Catelin: My Mom has the worst memory. Amanda: She forgets everything? Catelin: No, she remembers everything!

Did anyone hear about George

Did anyone hear about George Clooney's new genealogical website? It's called, "Oh, Brother Where Art Thou."

I applied for a job

I applied for a job extracting coal but they said I didn’t have the right experience. Never mined.

Why did the teddy bear

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed.

Descartes

Descartes walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?" Descartes replies, "I think not." --and he disappears.

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