Jokes

Someone knocked me over with

Someone knocked me over with a bottle of sparkling wine. They were using Brut force.

A man went to see

A man went to see his doctor, and the doctor said, “I have some bad news and some worse news.” The man asked for the bad news first, and the

My 5 year old daughter

My 5 year old daughter drew a nice picture of a princess and beautiful flowers and sunshine. Then she brought the picture to her daddy and said, "Daddy, this is a

An archaeologist is the best

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have... The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Why don’t soccer players play

Why don’t soccer players play hide and seek? They might get too much exposure.

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