Jokes

Due to personal reasons, I

Due to personal reasons, I will be saying “Aye” and “Arrrggggh” instead of yes and no from now on. Please respect my piracy at this difficult time.

Why did the woman give

Why did the woman give her fiance wool socks? She didn't want him to get cold feet.

Why do ghosts like elevators?

Why do ghosts like elevators? Because they lift their spirits.

Why did the bicycle fall

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.

What do you call a

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

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