Jokes

Doctor, doctor

A man walked into the doctor's, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said "Well, don't go there any more"

Waiter, Waiter

"Waiter! What are these green bits in my alphabet soup?" "They're q-cumber, sir."

Robot

A popular bar had a new robotic barman installed. A customer came in for a drink and the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '150.' So

What do you call fake

What do you call fake noodles? An impasta.

I invented a new dance

I invented a new dance where I pretend to sign my autograph in mid-air. It’s my signature move.

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