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Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in

Last night, someone broke into

Last night, someone broke into our house and stole a dozen eggs. They also left a saucepan filled with warm water. Police believe it was poachers.

Ever Wonder

Ever wonder: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is

The recipe said “chill in

The recipe said “chill in the fridge for twenty minutes”. There’s no way I’ll fit in my fridge.

Drinking and driving

A cop is waiting across the street from a bar parking lot late on a Saturday night, watching for drunks trying to drive home. After a short wait, one

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