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Why don’t robots ever get

Why don’t robots ever get tired? They recharge their batteries.

Why don’t skeletons play music

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs.

Why did the PowerPoint presentation

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide.

Someone knocked me over with

Someone knocked me over with a bottle of sparkling wine. They were using Brut force.

A man went to see

A man went to see his doctor, and the doctor said, “I have some bad news and some worse news.” The man asked for the bad news first, and the

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