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The Bell

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that

What do you call a

What do you call a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit? A lamb bikini.

It's that time of year again

MERRY CHRISTMAS better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why santa claus <north pole >town

If you feel lonely, just

If you feel lonely, just start a small business. Then at least you’ll have a little company.

Army

"Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Army, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you

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