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The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less
Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent
Read more →I never mention how much
I never mention how much I hate listening to music on the lake. I don’t want to rock the boat.
Read more →Three men and a car
A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out. They screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, and finally managed
Read more →I took legal action once
I took legal action once against someone who tried to copy my quantum luggage. It was an open and shut case.
Read more →Rent Due
A big, burly man visited the vicarage and asked to see the vicar's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish
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