Jokes

What do you call a

What do you call a guy who paints pictures of bikes on church ceilings? Cycleangelo.

Talking Dog for Sale

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the

I used to love doughnuts. But

I used to love doughnuts. But I got bored of the whole thing.

More Music Jokes

Q. What's the difference between a lawn mower and a saxophone? A: Vibrato. Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Sixty. One to change

My printer complained when I

My printer complained when I used the wrong colour of ink. It said, “Don’t use that tone with me”.

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