Jokes

How does a penguin build

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

What do you call an

What do you call an envious ocean? A jealousea.

Why did the dog sit

Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog.

What is a teacher’s favourite

What is a teacher’s favourite nation? Explanation.

Why do cows have hooves

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

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