Jokes

Why can’t you give Elsa

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!

Yesterday I saw my neighbour

Yesterday I saw my neighbour kicking in his own door... Turns out he's a burglar who started working from home.

Where did mice drink during

Where did mice drink during prohibition? At the squeakeasy.

My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted

My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?" "Five," answered

What do you call a

What do you call a dentist’s favourite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor.

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