Jokes

Why did the stapler go

Why did the stapler go to therapy? Because it had attachment issues.

I turned on the navigation

I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me! Just then I realised I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an

I’m taking steps to overcome

I’m taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction but I’m not out of the woods yet.

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me. "Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him. "Really?" he asked. "No," I

Why did the girl bring

Why did the girl bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains.

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