Jokes

Why did the skeleton stay

Why did the skeleton stay home on Halloween? He had no body to go with.

Why did the tourist bring

Why did the tourist bring a ladder on vacation? To reach new heights.

Why did the girl break

Why did the girl break up with the calendar? Because it had too many dates.

Did you hear about the

Did you hear about the large, flightless bird that was excluded from societal norms? Apparently it was ostrich-sized.

I was wondering what soap

I was wondering what soap I should use to clean my pet dolphin. Then I realised an all porpoise cleaner was the best.

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