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A little boy asked his

A little boy asked his grandmother what year she was born. She told him she was born in 1935. "Wow!" the boy exclaimed. "If you were a baseball card, you'd be worth

A sergeant gives a private

A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, "Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!" The

Why did the banana go

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Teacher: "Children, there will be

Teacher: "Children, there will be only a half-day of school this morning." Johnny (in back seat): "Whoopee! Hurray!" Teacher: "Silence. We'll have the other half this afternoon."

Told my daughter at 20

Told my daughter at 20 to get a job or sleep in the garage... 20 years later she has done wonders with the garage!

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