Jokes

The recipe said “chill in

The recipe said “chill in the fridge for twenty minutes”. There’s no way I’ll fit in my fridge.

Drinking and driving

A cop is waiting across the street from a bar parking lot late on a Saturday night, watching for drunks trying to drive home. After a short wait, one

The inventor of the USB

The inventor of the USB drive has died. Thanks for all the memory.

Belfast confessional

Gerry Adams sat in a Belfast confessional. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "I've blown up three hundred miles of English railway!" "All right, my son," admonished

What do you call a

What do you call a group of judgemental lions? Pride and Prejudice.

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