Jokes

What do you call a

What do you call a bird with a bad cough? A phlegmingo.

Long Cold Winter

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a

I hate when people go

I hate when people go on about their phobias. I’m terrified of heights but you won’t hear me shouting about it from the rooftops.

Working Dogs

Three guys sitting in a bar around a log fire with their dogs and get talkin' about them. First one says "My dog is called woodworker..

My wife orders so much

My wife orders so much from Amazon that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably just let me work from home.

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