Jokes

After a rough day spent

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I’d had enough. “I think I’m going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister. “You’re crazy,” she said. “For thinking of selling them?” “For

Why did the fish get

Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was below sea level.

I was watching ‘Dirty Dancing’

I was watching ‘Dirty Dancing’ while eating dinner with my spouse the other night and I sneakily took the herbs off her plate.

How do you organise a

How do you organise a space party? You planet.

The security services actually have

The security services actually have a Shakespeare Society. It’s called Thespionage.

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