Jokes

I told my therapist, “I

I told my therapist, “I think I’m addicted to Instagram.” She said, “I’m sorry. I don’t think I’m following you.”

Coma wife

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times When I got fired, you were

My friend went for a

My friend went for a job at a sunscreen factory but didn’t get it. He’s going to reapply.

Definition of Barbecuing

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:

I saw a group of

I saw a group of pheasants and partridges dressed as clowns. I thought, “They’re game for a laugh”.

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