Jokes

Why don’t zombies eat clowns?

Why don’t zombies eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why don’t elephants use computers?

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse.

I needed to make a

I needed to make a ballet costume and didn’t know where to start. Then I put tu and tu together.

Why can’t you play cards

Why can’t you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

I used to wonder how

I used to wonder how Darth Vader ate with that mask on. Then I realised he’s probably force fed.

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