Jokes

I never mention how much

I never mention how much I hate listening to music on the lake. I don’t want to rock the boat.

Three men and a car

A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out. They screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, and finally managed

I took legal action once

I took legal action once against someone who tried to copy my quantum luggage. It was an open and shut case.

Rent Due

A big, burly man visited the vicarage and asked to see the vicar's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish

I’ve decided I’m gonna go

I’ve decided I’m gonna go on a second diet. There’s not nearly enough food on just the one.

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