Jokes

Tomorrow is the funeral of

Tomorrow is the funeral of the man who invented air conditioning. Hundreds of fans are expected to attend.

My friend’s son was baptised

My friend’s son was baptised Comic Sans. The vicar used the wrong font.

My sister met her husband

My sister met her husband at a Scrabble tournament 20 years ago. Next week they’re going to renew their vowels.

I bought one of those

I bought one of those “smart” light switches, but it was too clever for me. So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.

A van delivering snooker supplies

A van delivering snooker supplies has crashed. There are cues on both sides of the highway.

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