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"If you had one dollar

"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?" "One dollar." "You don't know your arithmetic." "You don't know my father!"

Why don’t clouds break the

Why don’t clouds break the law? Because they take the high road.

Why was the math book

Why was the math book so confident? It had all the answers.

What do you get if

What do you get if you cross a plane with a magician? A flying sorcerer.

"I married an Irishman on

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day." "Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!"

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