Jokes

A couple is lying in

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you!"

Why did the teacher wear

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.

How does a computer catch

How does a computer catch fish? With its internet.

I thought I’d get tired

I thought I’d get tired on my mountain climbing adventure. Turned out I was in peak condition.

Why did the skeleton stay

Why did the skeleton stay home on Halloween? He had no body to go with.

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