Jokes

I saw a transparent billboard

I saw a transparent billboard yesterday. I thought to myself, “That’s a clear sign”.

I saw a fireman releasing

I saw a fireman releasing a bunch of female sheep on the side of the roads to eat all the brush in the hills. I asked him why they were

How can you tell if

How can you tell if a treasure map was written by a pirate chicken? Eggs marks the spot.

I just bought a really

I just bought a really expensive barge pole. Thought I’d push the boat out.

If only someone could speed

If only someone could speed up the deer reproduction process… They could probably make a million bucks.

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