Jokes

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the employee bring

Why did the employee bring a ladder to work? Because they wanted to go up in the company.

Two old men are sitting

Two old men are sitting on a bench. A truck passes on the road. It is pulling a trailer loaded with turf. One of the men says, "See, that's what

Your veterinarian won't tell you

Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.

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