Jokes

Did you hear about the

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He’s fully recovered now.

The Wife's Cat

A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at

My friend who is allergic

My friend who is allergic to wax is amazing. No one can hold a candle to him.

More sporting bloopers

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really

What do you call a

What do you call a Viking who lost his boat? A Hiking.

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