Jokes

What did the ocean say

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

I just purchased an original

I just purchased an original Van Gogh coffee table. I know it’s original because there’s a bit of veneer missing.

Why did the coffee file

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

"Dad, I am hungry." "Hi Hungry,

"Dad, I am hungry." "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." "Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I'm Dad."

Why don’t scientists trust stairs?

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always up to something.

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