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I tripped and hit my

I tripped and hit my head on a pillow. Got a concushion.

Miss Right

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

A couple of my friends

A couple of my friends went to a shop selling half price flat fish. Cheap skates.

Job at the Zoo

One day, a mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the

After my close encounter with

After my close encounter with Dracula, my friend asked if I saw how many fangs he had. I said, “I don’t know, I didn’t get close enough to Count.”

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