Jokes

Who takes the hammers, nails,

Who takes the hammers, nails, and similar tools to work? The screw driver.

After a vacation in London,

After a vacation in London, a couple had a little chat... Husband: How should I get rid of the British Pounds I brought back? Wife: Take them to a bank and covert

The owner of the tuxedo

The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

Why did the golfer bring

Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Planks

What do you call a man with a plank on his head? Ed Wood What do you call a man with two planks on his head? Edward Wood What do you call a man

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