Jokes

What do you get when

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pigeon? Voice mail.

What do you get when

What do you get when cross an elephant and a skunk? A smell that you will never forget.

The nurse noticed a man

The nurse noticed a man in golf clothing pacing up and down outside the emergency room where another golfer, who had a golf ball driven down his throat, was being

What is a basketball player’s

What is a basketball player’s favourite kind of cheese? Swish cheese.

What do you call cheese

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

• The Friday Fun British Test
• Dilbert Archives