Jokes

A group of guys covered

A group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve miners”.

How to Prepare for a New Cat

Take cold chicken and noodle soup straight from the can and splash it across the carpet and the foot of the bed and then walk in it in

I’ve almost perfected my mime

I’ve almost perfected my mime Elvis act. Just need a little less conversation.

Pregnant Mystery

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so

Did you hear about the

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He’s fully recovered now.

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