Jokes

My new job requires me

My new job requires me to lift heavy boxes, but I’m not strong enough. I’m gonna have to turn in my too-weak notice.

Wigwam or Teepee?

A guy goes to a psychiatrist in the hopes of alleviating his confusion. "I don't know what's going on", he tells the doctor. "I don't know if I'm a wigwam

The aorta is my favourite

The aorta is my favourite artery. It has a special place in my heart.

Boasting About Races

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

It turns out my hospital

It turns out my hospital gown matched my insurance. I thought I was covered but I wasn’t.

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