Jokes

Danny, caught off-guard, yells at

Danny, caught off-guard, yells at his roommate, "Dude! Why are you taking a bath with the bathroom door open?" His roommate David replies, "I'm making sure no one is looking at

What do you get when

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python.

What did Venus say to

What did Venus say to Saturn? Give me a ring.

What do you call a

What do you call a group of talented musicians performing on a hill? Musically inclined.

What do you call a

What do you call a mouse in a toga? Julius Cheeser.

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