Jokes

What do you call an

What do you call an envious ocean? A jealousea.

Why did the dog sit

Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog.

What is a teacher’s favourite

What is a teacher’s favourite nation? Explanation.

Why do cows have hooves

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

Why did the cookie go

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby.

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