Jokes

Why was the cat sitting

Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.

My girlfriend is leaving me

My girlfriend is leaving me after I accidentally broke her spectacles. She said she can’t see me anymore.

How does a scientist freshen

How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints.

Why don’t skeletons fight each

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Why don’t oysters share their

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.

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