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Why did the scarecrow win

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the fish blush?

Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

1. You know you're over

1. You know you're over the hill when you are arranging your hair instead of combing it. 2. You know you're over the hill when your idea of a good workout

Why don’t keyboards sleep at

Why don’t keyboards sleep at night? They have too many keys.

A scotsman, an englishman and

A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this?

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