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I’ve decided I’m gonna go

I’ve decided I’m gonna go on a second diet. There’s not nearly enough food on just the one.

Pope in heaven

The Pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter greets him and says, "Glad to see you; we've got your place all ready." Peter then takes the Pope

I just saw a palaeontologist

I just saw a palaeontologist sitting in a bar talking to a piece of coal. He must be carbon dating.

Instructions for Giving Your Cat a Pill

1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of

Scientists have recently noticed that

Scientists have recently noticed that crows are not making as much noise. Researchers are busy looking for the cause.

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