Jokes

Imagine being a vampire and

Imagine being a vampire and losing your fangs so you can’t bite. That would just suck.

Things We Can Learn from a Dog

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to

How does a funeral director

How does a funeral director start his day? With his mourning coffee.

Texas Potatoes

An Englishman and a Texan are at lunch, in England. The Texan says, "In Texas, we grow potatoes eight inches across!" The Englishman says, "In England, we grow them to

I learnt everything I know

I learnt everything I know about being a trapeze artist online. I couldn’t have done it without the net.

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