Jokes

Exact Change

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits the bartender comes over, and asks for their order. The man

Did you hear about the

Did you hear about the guy that was caught stealing hearing aids? He was given the deaf penalty.

Mastermind

Seamus O Brien had been hailed the most intelligent Irish man for three years running. He had topped such shows as Larry Gogans 'Just a Minute Quiz' and 'Quicksilver' (before

A friend is making me

A friend is making me a burger for dinner. I’m relishing it.

6 Minutes Late

There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at

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