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Heavenly Fans

Hillary and Clinton.......... Hillary dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks

I am trying to sell

I am trying to sell a gate for free on eBay. There’s no catch.

Blonde kills a fish

How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.

I never understood odourless candles. They

I never understood odourless candles. They don’t make scents.

Skydiver

The skydiving instructor was going through the question and answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question always asked, "If our chute doesn't open;

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