Jokes

Thursday 19 February 2026

Why don’t skeletons play music

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs.

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Wednesday 18 February 2026

Why did the PowerPoint presentation

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide.

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Tuesday 17 February 2026

Someone knocked me over with

Someone knocked me over with a bottle of sparkling wine. They were using Brut force.

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Monday 16 February 2026

A man went to see

A man went to see his doctor, and the doctor said, “I have some bad news and some worse news.” The man asked for the bad news first, and the

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Sunday 15 February 2026

My 5 year old daughter

My 5 year old daughter drew a nice picture of a princess and beautiful flowers and sunshine. Then she brought the picture to her daddy and said, "Daddy, this is a

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