Jokes

I have a pet tree. It’s

I have a pet tree. It’s like having a pet dog except the bark is quieter.

I asked my wife is

I asked my wife is she wanted to go out to dinner tomorrow and she said yes. I’m pretty excited to have the apartment to myself for the evening.

I took a nasty tumble

I took a nasty tumble while boarding a flight yesterday and ended up in the hospital. Luckily, the doctor says it’s just an airline fracture.

A group of cleaners I

A group of cleaners I know have started a surf rock band. The Bleach Boys.

Archaeologists recently discovered a set

Archaeologists recently discovered a set of glowing human bones. They believe they’ve found evidence of Neondrathal Man.

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