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Santa's checkride

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves

Why don’t crabs donate to

Why don’t crabs donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

What do you call a

What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.

Somebody left an unlabeled box

Somebody left an unlabeled box of random parts from IKEA at my door, with no instructions. I’m not quite sure what to make of it.

What colour are submarines? Deep navy.

What colour are submarines? Deep navy.

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