Jokes

Why are frogs so happy?

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

What do you get when

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.

Why did the chemist break

Why did the chemist break up with the biologist? There was no chemistry.

Just got my paintball exam

Just got my paintball exam results. I passed with flying colours.

Why did the calendar stay

Why did the calendar stay in bed? It had too many dates.

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