Jokes

For sale: Watch with quarter

For sale: Watch with quarter of a face. For a limited time only.

Blonde Prison Break

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a

What do you call a

What do you call a werewolf escapologist? Hairy Houdini.

King Arthur

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the

I tripped and hit my

I tripped and hit my head on a pillow. Got a concushion.

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