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What do you call a

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A web surgeon.

I asked my friend why

I asked my friend why he gave up his career as a farmer. He said he chose the wrong field.

Never throw false teeth at

Never throw false teeth at your vehicle. You might denture car.

Someone told me that his

Someone told me that his hippo was trained to use a toilet. I think it’s just a hippo potty myth.

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