Jokes

King Arthur

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the

I tripped and hit my

I tripped and hit my head on a pillow. Got a concushion.

Miss Right

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

A couple of my friends

A couple of my friends went to a shop selling half price flat fish. Cheap skates.

Job at the Zoo

One day, a mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the

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