Jokes

My colour blindnes diagnosis really

My colour blindnes diagnosis really came out of the orange.

Why can’t you trust an

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

The other day I ran

The other day I ran into a friend I hadn’t seen in years. It got really awkward when we had to exchange insurance info.

I went to the casino

I went to the casino and had a few spins on the roulette wheel, until they told me to get off it.

Why don’t zombies eat clowns?

Why don’t zombies eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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