Jokes

Two cows were standing in

Two cows were standing in a field. “Have you heard that mad cow disease is going around?” asked the first. “Yeah,” the other cow replied. “Makes me glad I’m a

Delillah

A man goes to the doctor complaining about constantly hearing the song "Delilah" in his head. The doctor says, "That sounds like a textbook case of Tom Jones syndrome." The man asks,

Why was the Easter egg

Why was the Easter egg hiding? It was a little chicken.

A friend has asked me

A friend has asked me to film his wedding, but the zoom button has broken on my camera. I’m not sure how it’s going to pan out.

Why did the pencil look

Why did the pencil look down? Because it was feeling pointless.

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