Jokes

My husband and I have

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them

Why did the chicken join

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the baseball team

Why did the baseball team hire a chef? Because they needed a batter.

Why don’t you give Elsa

Why don’t you give Elsa a math test? Because she will let it go!

I'm not a fan of

I'm not a fan of spring cleaning. Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.

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