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Ever Wonder

Ever wonder: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is

The recipe said “chill in

The recipe said “chill in the fridge for twenty minutes”. There’s no way I’ll fit in my fridge.

Drinking and driving

A cop is waiting across the street from a bar parking lot late on a Saturday night, watching for drunks trying to drive home. After a short wait, one

The inventor of the USB

The inventor of the USB drive has died. Thanks for all the memory.

Belfast confessional

Gerry Adams sat in a Belfast confessional. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "I've blown up three hundred miles of English railway!" "All right, my son," admonished

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