Jokes

Stiff Sentence

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd

I saw a pirate standing

I saw a pirate standing in a pile of gold on his ship that came part way up his legs. He learned that his booty was only shin deep.

Captain's Parrot

Harry the Magician was performing on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The pay was lousy, but the audience changed weekly, so he could do the same tricks

Sad that the local archery

Sad that the local archery business had to close. They weren’t hitting their targets.

Halloween or Christmas

Why can't Computer Scientists tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 OCT. = 25 DEC.

• The Friday Fun British Test
• Dilbert Archives