Jokes

The scissors were going to

The scissors were going to stand for president of the stationery cupboard … But they couldn’t find anyone to run with them.

How do you know if

How do you know if Father Christmas is really a werewolf? He has Santa claws.

A factory worker died after

A factory worker died after falling into a vat of coffee. Paramedics said he didn’t suffer – it was instant.

I managed to get an

I managed to get an invite to the Archery Annual Ball. I had to pull a few strings.

I parked in a spot

I parked in a spot that was reserved for witches. When I got back there was a warning on my car saying, “You will be toad”.

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