Jokes

Teacher: "Children, there will be

Teacher: "Children, there will be only a half-day of school this morning." Johnny (in back seat): "Whoopee! Hurray!" Teacher: "Silence. We'll have the other half this afternoon."

Told my daughter at 20

Told my daughter at 20 to get a job or sleep in the garage... 20 years later she has done wonders with the garage!

My doctor's diagnosis was that

My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure. I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.

Why was the baby strawberry

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because its parents were in a jam.

In a few weeks, I’m

In a few weeks, I’m gonna go visit the Prime Meridian. Not sure what I’m gonna do in the Mean Time.

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