Jokes

What do you call a

What do you call a firefighter who can identify different type of fires? A fire distinguisher.

Letter of Recommendation

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about

I’m seeing a therapist about

I’m seeing a therapist about my kleptomania issues. I’ve taken something valuable from every session.

Dangerous Mule

Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One

Last night I dreamed I

Last night I dreamed I had an identical twin. This morning, when I woke up, I was beside myself!

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