Jokes

What did Venus say to

What did Venus say to Saturn? Give me a ring.

What do you call a

What do you call a group of talented musicians performing on a hill? Musically inclined.

What do you call a

What do you call a mouse in a toga? Julius Cheeser.

What do you call a

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A web surgeon.

I asked my friend why

I asked my friend why he gave up his career as a farmer. He said he chose the wrong field.

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