Jokes

Why did the math book

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

What do you call a

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye deer.

What does a cloud wear

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

Why did the scarecrow win

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the fish blush?

Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

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