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Friday 12 December 2025

Descartes follow up

Heisenburg was sitting in a bar. After Descartes vanished, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?" To which Heisenberg replied, "I can't be certain." The bartender

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Friday 12 December 2025

Careful how you hang those paintings

An art gallery was in the process of setting up a new room, in which would be displayed works of artists such as Caravaggio, Rubens and Rembrandt. However, the room

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Friday 12 December 2025

Jesus Is Watching You!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a

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Friday 12 December 2025

Marital argument

Four weeks after her wedding day, Susan called her mother. "Mum," she cried, "Steve and I had a really huge fight!" "Calm down, love," said her mum "it's not half as bad as you

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Friday 12 December 2025

Patience

Marriage teaches you loyalty, patience, understanding, perseverance, and a lot of other virtues you wouldn't need if you'd stayed single.

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