Jokes

I was watching ‘Dirty Dancing’

I was watching ‘Dirty Dancing’ while eating dinner with my spouse the other night and I sneakily took the herbs off her plate.

How do you organise a

How do you organise a space party? You planet.

The security services actually have

The security services actually have a Shakespeare Society. It’s called Thespionage.

Why can’t you give Elsa

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!

Yesterday I saw my neighbour

Yesterday I saw my neighbour kicking in his own door... Turns out he's a burglar who started working from home.

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