Jokes

Your veterinarian won't tell you

Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.

Why are frogs so happy?

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

What do you get when

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.

Why did the chemist break

Why did the chemist break up with the biologist? There was no chemistry.

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