Jokes

Why did the doctor carry

Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.

Why did the aeroplane break

Why did the aeroplane break up with the helicopter? It needed some space.

Catelin: My Mom has the

Catelin: My Mom has the worst memory. Amanda: She forgets everything? Catelin: No, she remembers everything!

Did anyone hear about George

Did anyone hear about George Clooney's new genealogical website? It's called, "Oh, Brother Where Art Thou."

I applied for a job

I applied for a job extracting coal but they said I didn’t have the right experience. Never mined.

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