Jokes

What if I die first?

A couple who have been married for 20 years is preparing for bed when the following conversation takes place... She: "Honey, if I die before you, would you remarry?" He:

I’m opening a new shadow

I’m opening a new shadow puppet theatre. The business plan says I’ll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.

Santa's checkride

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves

Why don’t crabs donate to

Why don’t crabs donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

What do you call a

What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.

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