Jokes

What do you call a

What do you call a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit? A lamb bikini.

It's that time of year again

MERRY CHRISTMAS better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why santa claus <north pole >town

If you feel lonely, just

If you feel lonely, just start a small business. Then at least you’ll have a little company.

Army

"Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Army, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you

Someone has stolen all the

Someone has stolen all the soap from my bath. I think it was my robber duck.

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