Jokes

I just accidentally hit a

I just accidentally hit a truck loaded with electric guitars. Luckily, it was just a fender bender.

Why did the geologist go

Why did the geologist go on a diet? He wanted to lose a little weight.

I used to sneak out

I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go back to my house.

Why don’t you ever play

Why don’t you ever play hide and seek with mountains? They always peak.

Why do weather reporters always

Why do weather reporters always stay calm? Because they can handle the pressure.

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