Jokes

Told my daughter at 20

Told my daughter at 20 to get a job or sleep in the garage... 20 years later she has done wonders with the garage!

My doctor's diagnosis was that

My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure. I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.

Why was the baby strawberry

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because its parents were in a jam.

In a few weeks, I’m

In a few weeks, I’m gonna go visit the Prime Meridian. Not sure what I’m gonna do in the Mean Time.

What did the ocean say

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

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