Jokes

Where do landscapers sleep? In the

Where do landscapers sleep? In the flower bed.

Why are jack o’lanterns more

Why are jack o’lanterns more clever than other pumpkins? The candle makes them brighter.

Why did Santa go to

Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his wrapping skills.

Danny, caught off-guard, yells at

Danny, caught off-guard, yells at his roommate, "Dude! Why are you taking a bath with the bathroom door open?" His roommate David replies, "I'm making sure no one is looking at

What do you get when

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python.

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