Jokes

Senility

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up." "That's not senility," replied the

I used to be great

I used to be great at stopping myself from being hit by hailstones by wearing a suit of armour. Now I’m a bit rusty.

Preacher & Children

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule

I saw a billboard this

I saw a billboard this morning that said ‘Future Events’. I thought, “That’s a sign of things to come”.

If a Dog Were Your Teacher

If a dog were your teacher you would learn stuff like... When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity

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