Jokes

Somebody left an unlabeled box

Somebody left an unlabeled box of random parts from IKEA at my door, with no instructions. I’m not quite sure what to make of it.

What colour are submarines? Deep navy.

What colour are submarines? Deep navy.

Why don’t bakers get into

Why don’t bakers get into arguments? They don’t want to make too many enemies.

My husband and I have

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them

Why did the chicken join

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

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