Jokes

I’m taking steps to overcome

I’m taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction but I’m not out of the woods yet.

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me. "Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him. "Really?" he asked. "No," I

Why did the girl bring

Why did the girl bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains.

What do you call fake

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

A mom and her children

A mom and her children watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. One fascinated child asked, "Mom, does that hurt?" "Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her

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