Jokes

Why did the teddy bear

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed.

Descartes

Descartes walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?" Descartes replies, "I think not." --and he disappears.

Walking the dog

Two men walking through a graveyard walking their dogs and one man turns to the other and says "Morning", and the other man replies "No, just walking the dog."

Into a bar....

Two men walked into a bar. Which is funny, as you would have thought the second man would have seen it.

A goth is walking down the road...

A goth is walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder. An old lady walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yuck! What are you doing with that

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